Don't Get in the car Joe!
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Don't do it! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Joey's favorite show in 5 years, what's keeping Joey young (not just the peptides), the joys of revenge and much more!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Kick this motherfucker, Meal Lee. |
| 0:05.0 | What's happening, beautiful people? |
| 0:07.0 | It's the church and what's happening now? |
| 0:09.4 | New edition. |
| 0:11.2 | My man, Cato, Lee Syatt, and your uncle Joey were back. |
| 0:15.1 | Tip Top, Magoo. |
| 0:16.3 | Who cares about the snow? |
| 0:18.1 | It's February 3rd, 2026. What have you done so far this year? Nothing. What's up, Doug Brett? I'm good, dude. Everything all right? Oh my God. I'm good. You okay? You got what's happening your nose? Oh, man, I had a little fucking pimple. I thought you fell. No. Your knee was fucked up. No. You popped a pimple. I love popping. No, it wasn't even a pop pimple. No? I had like something there and you just scratch it in the middle of night and shit. I woke up, had a little scab on my finger and some fucking blood on the sheet. I love it. And the cat wouldn't talk to me. Dude, does your cat, does Gray just sit and stare at things? |
| 0:56.3 | All the time. |
| 0:56.7 | I don't know what the fuck this cat's looking. |
| 0:58.4 | It just sits in the middle of the room and just stares at the wall for hours. |
| 1:03.0 | Wait till you wake up to pee in the middle of the night and they sit by your door looking in the hallway. |
| 1:08.6 | And you're like, what are you doing, Gray? |
| 1:10.1 | And she's like, when they're protecting you. I guess. They're protecting you at night. That's a fucking weird animal dog. Don't even try to wrap your head around those. No, I can't. And they see spirits. Oh. So they might be out there because that spirit in the house lurks. |
| 1:29.6 | That must be. |
| 1:30.4 | Dude, someone broke. |
| 1:32.9 | I've never had experience this ever. |
| 1:35.0 | Our neighbor is doing work. |
| 1:38.0 | And it just smashed, smash, smash. |
| 1:41.6 | Two seconds later here, like stuff falling. |
| 1:43.7 | I thought stuff was falling on in their apartment they fucking |
| 1:44.6 | busted a hole into our closet from the other apartment I had to go knock on the door |
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