Chaos

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 18.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Livin' like doctors! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their trip to Atlanta, puking on private jets, what changed Joey's entire outlook on touring, why being vulnerable on podcasts is so important to them and much more!

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0:00.0	Kick this motherfucker, Neil Lee.
0:05.0	What's happening, beautiful people?
0:06.4	It's Tuesday, the 10th of February.
0:09.4	The Church of What's Happening Now, New Edition is here and ready to rock.
0:14.2	I got my Jewish sidekick fucking Cato, and we're ready for another fun-filled episode of the Church of what's happening now. What up, Mook? I'm doing good, dude. It was a fun weekend. Oh, bro. You know how we do it. I tried to tell, listen, I had to change everything around to put a, what's that, turn a frown around. Turn that frown upside down. Turn that frown upside down.
0:37.8	Oh, yeah.
0:38.3	That's it. We ain't got no time to bleed no more. We're on a different fucking level. I'm an old man. I'm 10 days away from being 63 years old. I ain't got time to bleed. Wow. So if you think I'm going to wake up and walk around Super Bowl Sunday with bandanas at the airport like a fucking idiot
0:54.2	at 5 in the morning
0:55.1	and risk it.
0:55.7	We don't play that.
0:57.5	We call tightening on Super Bowl Sunday with bandanas at the airport like a fucking idiot at 5 in the morning and risk it.
0:55.7	We don't play that.
0:57.3	We call Titan aviation.
0:59.0	We cut a fucking nice deal with them.
1:01.2	Joe takes care of us like a fucking doctor.
1:04.4	And we go.
1:06.4	I mean, we were gone 12 hours.
1:08.9	That was crazy.
1:10.5	To be leaving your house, go to Atlanta, do a show. And come right back. And come back. I didn't, it was the only time I've ever gone on a flight. I didn't bring nothing. I didn't bring anything. Nothing. He was like Oscar Madison. He brought a pair of socks and a toothbrush.
1:29.3	Not even that. I brought a pair of headphones and a lint roller.
1:33.0	He brought a lint roller and a fucking shirt, this motherfucker.
1:36.4	Oh yeah. A lint roller.
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