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The Political Orphanage

Don't Feed Your Friend to Bears (Friday Release Valve)

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Scottish Comedian of the Year Leo Kearse triumphantly returns to the program to discuss the week's underserved headlines, including:
Burning crematoriums, Hugh Jackman's flawed worldview of the animal kingdom, the oldest pregnant woman in America, and Bud Lite's new gaming venture.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey happy Friday everybody before we get to the proper Friday release valve episode

0:05.2

a little bit of show announcements on patreon the top existent tier is snuffy's

0:10.5

VIP if you become a snuffy's VIP you are snuffy's VIP. If you become a Snuffy's VIP, you are Snuffy's VIP for life.

0:16.0

So if you sponsor one episode of the program to Snuffy's VIP and then retreat into the sunset,

0:21.7

you maintain that aust status forever and I will

0:25.6

personally invite you onto this program to review your latest trip to

0:29.7

Snuffies, my favorite diner in the world and one such person is going to join us today

0:34.9

Paul Valentine Paul thank you so much hey glad to be here glad to be a snuffies

0:40.2

VIP great and you know a fine diner and all that.

0:43.0

I'm sure that they appreciate your patronage particularly during these trying times.

0:48.0

You know, people know that all restaurants have really been hit by lockdown, but in particular, horse-themed restaurants I think have really been hit by lockdown but in particular horse themed restaurants I think

0:53.6

have really been hit by lockdown so I'm sure that they appreciate that I'm told

0:56.8

that you're a very good tipper as well. You know I try to be and Andrew I know you've

1:01.0

had an issue before of some the other patrons going to snuffies

1:06.5

thinking that they need to bring their horse right and right you don't need to bring your horse yes

1:11.2

Yeah, and you know I I left my horse I said you got you got

1:14.5

he wanted to come but I left him in the stable right home no horse for me

1:19.6

okay Paul thank you this is actually something that has been a recurring issue on the program.

1:25.0

If anybody's new, Snuffies is the main sponsor of the political orphanage.

1:29.0

Snuffies is a diner where the waiters and waitresses take your order and deliver it to you on

1:34.4

horseback so you're in a diner the waiters and waitresses the white staffs on

1:38.0

horse back but that's it and people keep thinking they're supposed to bring

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