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🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Life Kit from NPR. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, it's Mariel. |
| 0:09.8 | You know what I like to do as a fun holiday season activity? |
| 0:13.1 | Open the promotions tab on my email. |
| 0:15.9 | I did this recently with Brian Vines. |
| 0:18.0 | He's a reporter at Consumer Reports, a nonprofit that does product testing, consumer research, and journalism. |
| 0:23.8 | Is it scary in there? |
| 0:24.9 | It's so scary. |
| 0:26.7 | Before I even started reading the subject lines of the many marketing emails that I apparently signed up for, he was like, oh, I know what they're going to say. |
| 0:34.6 | Well, they say, buy now, extra 20% off, factory sale. |
| 0:40.6 | Last chance. |
| 0:41.7 | Last chance. Last chance. |
| 0:43.9 | Lies. |
| 0:44.7 | Leave the last chance to Donna Summer. |
| 0:46.7 | There's never been a last chance since Donna Summer recorded that record. |
| 0:51.8 | Here's another one. |
| 0:52.9 | Your exclusive 20% off starts now. |
| 0:56.5 | Exclusive to me because I'm special. |
| 0:58.8 | Well, it starts right now. |
| 1:00.6 | And it starts now. |
| 1:02.5 | I think my favorite was PSA. |
| 1:05.3 | Our 72-hour clearout is on PSA, public service announcement. |
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