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It's Thursday the 16th of August, and over in Big Brother, they're trying to drum up interest in the dullest show in living memory.

If you want to pull a hooker, she's in there. If you want to sort of talk to some

old has-been who'd been on the television but is rather nasty, they're in there as well. But apparently

in an effort to get some sort of interest going in Big Brother, they've now concocted a mystery

housemate who's refusing to sign his contract. We'll find somebody else then.

How stupid are you?

What, you leave it till the day before.

There's some very thick people working on that program.

Apparently the bosses are pulling out all the stops.

Why would you bother?

Why would you bother?

I mean, that's why it's, apparently it's chaos trying to get this person into the house.

They don't want to do it, dear. Don't make them do it. They don't want to do it. God, in heaven above. I mean, you know, trying to be sort of desperate.

But Stormy Daniels and Roxanne Pallet lead the pay pack. 750,000 pound each, but Gabby Allen, 40K. A bit embarrassing, isn't it really?

Because you could have got Roxanne Pallet for 20 quid.

Offer a ride in one of those sort of Derby races, things, with cars.

She'll take that one.

Because apparently it was life-threatening.

Yeah, but in two days she was out, two days, milking it for the publicity. but apparently Stormy Daniels, who might or not have had a fling with some bloke with a funny bit of hair.

Also, Nick Leeson is the lowest paid.

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