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Bob & Sheri

Don’t Eat the Cicadas (Airdate 6/8/2021)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Customer Says Employees Aren’t People.

Your Face on a Potato.

Morons in the News.

Don’t Eat the Cicadas.


Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Down the Rabbit Hole.

Crazy 1st Dates.


Talkback Callers.

Tricking Bob.

Can You Believe This S***?


 The Meanest Things Women Have Ever Said to Men.

Things Bob Didn’t Know.

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0:00.0

Bob and Sherry, sponsored by Bank of America

0:01.9

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0:03.6

Earn 3% cash back on online shopping. Here's Bob and Cherry. It's the Bob and Cherry show. Oh, twice is nice. With Bob. Can you help me out here, please? Because I'm dying. And Sherry. Yeah, yeah, we know. And now broadcasting from the Palatia Bob and Sherry studios. It's Bob and Sherry. Oh, we're getting close to Father's Day.

0:23.4

It's always sad the way Father's Day. from the Palatia Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bobb and Sherry.

0:58.2

Oh, we're getting close to Father's Day. It's always sad the way Father's Day doesn't get half the attention. Mother's Day does. But here on the Bob and Sherry show, we like to play fair. So we're having a big old Father's Day contest on our website. B-O-B-A-N-D-S-H-E-R-I.com. Just jump on the website and share the best advice your dad or your father figure ever gave you. It could be sincere, it could be goofy, it could be crazy. Whatever it is, we're going to pull five winners to get giant Bob and Sherry swag boxes and $50 Bob and Sherry gift cards. That's B-O-B-A-N-D-S-H-E-R-I.com. That shows respect. Respect to fathers,

1:03.8

and respect is a good thing. I was looking at this post by someone named Mitzi. Listen to this.

1:09.5

I worked at a restaurant for a while, and a woman climbed past an A-board, you know, those sort of A-boards that you'll see in front of a restaurant with what's inside, you know, specials.

1:14.6

She went right past the A-board, ignored the sign on a door saying the opening times, and just walked right in.

1:21.5

When we told her, we were not open yet, she asked why the door was unlocked.

1:26.6

My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply

1:31.2

with the fire regulations, which led to my favorite exchange with a customer.

1:36.4

Woman, but there are no people in here.

1:39.6

Manager.

1:40.8

Ma'am, the staff counts as people.

1:43.2

Woman.

1:44.2

That's ridiculous.

1:46.0

And storms out.

1:50.6

You know, I have been insulted in the course of my life, you know, at work.

1:56.4

But generally it's been because someone, I don't know, was jealous, didn't like me, whatever the reason was.

2:04.6

It was not because I was just so insignificant as to you forget about the idea that I might burn to death.

2:13.4

You know, I'm lucky that I never worked at a job that was like that.

2:16.9

Even when I was working in the plastics factory, they were actually nice people.

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