Diving with Gators (Airdate 6/7/2021)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2021
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Goofy Yearbook Quotes.
Morons in the News.
Guess the Celebrity.
Bob’s Toaster Is Gone.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
The Name “Bert”
NASA is Going to Venus.
Can You Believe This S***?
Things Bob Didn’t Know.
What is FOND?
I Told You So!
Smile and Work Hard.
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| 0:00.0 | Bob and Sherry, sponsored by Bank of America |
| 0:01.9 | Cash Rewards Credit Card, earn 3% cash back on online shopping. Here's Bob and Cherry. Let's get this party started. It's the Bob and Sherry show with Bob. I would prefer if people told me exactly what is on their mind. And Sherry. No, you don't. You really don't. I actually can't say don't enough. And now broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Cherry studios. |
| 0:21.8 | It's Bobbenshary. |
| 0:25.1 | Kicking off another work week, we've got a father state contest on the Bobb and Sherry website. |
| 0:30.4 | All you have to do is share the best advice your dad or the father figure in your life ever gave you. |
| 0:34.6 | Now, by best, we could, it could be sincere and heartfelt, or it could be insane and crazy, or it could just be goofy and funny, whatever you want. Go to B-O-B-A-N-D-S-H-E-R-I-D. Share that advice with us, and you could win, we're going to five winners, you could win a giant Bob and Sherry swag box plus a $50 visa gift card to spend on your dad or not. You know, it's none of our business, which I'll do with it. B-O-B-A-N-D-S-H-E-R-I dot com. Did everybody have a good weekend? Yeah. It was a little bit chaotic here. We had the baby here all weekend. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we don't have a baby |
| 1:13.6 | proofed house at all, not indoors, not outdoors. I want you to close your eyes and picture |
| 1:18.0 | my house, not people driving, but you guys, because you've been to it. I want you to close |
| 1:21.6 | your eyes and picture my house and then ask yourself how you feel about having a toddler there. |
| 1:26.2 | Oh, it's rough because I have recently when Kristen was here over the holidays. |
| 1:31.8 | And we had to put those plastic things. |
| 1:34.4 | Landon came with them, those plastic things you stick into the outlets so that the baby doesn't put their fingers in the outlets. |
| 1:41.0 | We did that right away. |
| 1:42.3 | But there are also sharp edges everywhere, seemingly. |
| 1:46.3 | Don't go near the fireplace. |
| 1:48.3 | Please. |
| 1:49.2 | He's near the fireplace. |
| 1:50.8 | Yeah, you're always on point. |
| 1:53.5 | See, here's the thing about the, like, the little pluggies that go in the electrical |
| 1:58.4 | outlet. |
| 1:59.4 | You know how I knew that that didn't really work when I, when I caught her walking past me and chewing on one, that she had just pulled out of the outlet. Oh, no, really? So, you know, that's no good. That's no good. There's nothing about our house. Like, I'm afraid to let her out on the deck because, you know, it's, we're high up off the ground. There's nothing about this house that is baby moved. Well, you have, you have, you have so many levels. You have like three levels in that house, right? It's only two, but the way that we built the house into a hillside. I don't know what we were, I honestly do not know when Kevin built this house. what he was thinking at all. It was built for people with teenagers, with middle school and teenagers. It's built into a hillside. So the decks, even our bottom deck is up off the ground. And the top deck might as well be the International Space Station as far as a baby's concerned. It's too much. So not only is the |
| 2:52.8 | house like a seething pit of danger, but all of the things that are in the house are really |
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