Don't Be A Statistic!!

Have Kids, They Said…

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Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Nicole argues with an angry woman over her kids’ safety while Rich agrees to coach a local little league team… and immediately regrets it. The pair discuss avoiding neighbors, Bad Bunny’s dirty pics, wedding rings and growing older.

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0:00.0	Yo yo is my boy we back in the house
0:04.0	stop it now I don't want to do an episode
0:07.4	no ha ha ha ha ha ha
0:09.0	hey this is uh this is gonna be a fun one
0:10.6	Nicole and I haven't seen each other in a good week and a half now.
0:13.8	So have kids, they said, not for kids, a lot of fun.
0:18.3	Tuck your kids away somewhere else and enjoy.
0:20.6	You've been warned.
0:21.6	Oh, I mean. Enjoy, you've been warned. What's your name?
0:25.0	What's your name?
0:26.0	Who am I?
0:28.0	Bumu!
0:29.0	A-hoo!
0:30.0	A-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ooh! Oh! Oh, hey, hey, pal.
0:45.0	Oh, hey, I missed you.
0:48.0	How do you pick at your artwork, by the way?
0:50.0	It's not, okay, there, you know what, don't make fun. Also, am I cock-eyed? I feel like my whole microphone's cock or my whole on camera's cock-eyed. Isn't that what it means? Like when it's like off-kilter, off-center?
1:05.4	Your Zoom camera is crooked.
1:07.1	Okay, is that so unprofesh or what?
1:09.4	Looks like you're the leaning tower of Nicole.
1:11.6	Like, whatever. Um, okay, so this, um... the leaning tower of Nicole. Whatever.
1:14.0	Okay, so this little thing was just to feel like we're at a beach and serene.
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