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Hey! Hi everybody I'm back from the Lack. If you follow me on Instagram you will know that I spent the past five days in upstate New York at a lake at a lake house with my best

friends just reconnecting with nature, observing sea life, and just getting back to my roots and by roots I mean literally my roots because I need to get my hair done.

Also do we think I'm too blonde? I had an epiphany yesterday while staring listlessly out of the plane window, wishing that we

would crash after my son was screaming his fucking head off for a solid 45 minutes to the

point where he got so coarse that like I was gasping and like

shrieking like a pteridactyl. I started looking out in the window and thought, maybe I'm too blonde. Like

maybe I should go brunette, full brunette but maybe a broad situation

I'm thinking about it. I'm internalizing that's what Leo season is all about being the best you

So I don't really like to get we're just we're on one today. By the way, I am

going to finish this story. I am going to finish this story. I'm going to finish this story.

Whitney Cummings told me a couple months ago she says when I listen to your

podcast and you get the right word you like use the correct adjective or you

complete a story I literally exhale and cheer because it is so maniacal. It's camp, it's niche camp, the real ones understand

and the real real ones know where I was going with the story because I probably already

said it 15 times you know what I mean so I don't really need to complete the story

but getting back to just 36 seconds ago I don't like to get political on this podcast, you know, this is for fun, this is

for laughs, this is for shits, this is for gigs, but I want to express some domestic terrorism that I have endured the past week.

And the terrorist, it's not Hamas. His name is Clyde, and he is, he is Al-Qaeda. He is Osama bin

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