Ladies and gentlemen, great proofs and let the moon rise and the

dogs bay. Once again, the smartest man in the world proof cast is in full

effect here at the Comedy Central Space at the Hudson in the pulsing

throbbing measma of creativity that is the theater district here in Western

Hollywood. Once again, we take to the air and we welcome you here live in the

theater behind the pillar of deceit near the exit sign of trickery and I

hope you visited the snack bar here because booze is back and that's the

most exciting part of being here at the Comedy Central Space. We're back to

the white wine and the beer and the cookies which I were, which I were, which I

were told because I speak in a weird Irish pattoise from the 18th century. I

were told the cookies, you say, we're quite delicious and they told me that one

cookie has both pretzel and chocolate on it and I said are they laced and he

was like, I'll find out, I'm sensitive. And that would of course be the

coup de gras here if they sold laced cookies as well because we're in

dispensaryville here in Western Hollywood. There's somewhere to the neighborhood

of four million marijuana dispensaries here and yet a paucity of churches go

figure and not too many nurseries either anymore. They tore down my favorite

one. The point is this, if a snack bar is going to sell beer and wine and have

soda pop in a killer and then sell peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Don't

you think it be hooves them to sell dope cookies? No right thinking human over

the age of four is going to march into an establishment and order a peanut

butter and jelly sandwich of their own volition. In my understanding peanut

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