Thank you very much.

Smartest man in the world takes place right here in Montreal,

Procasting live from the salubriest confines upstairs here at the Underworld,

A place that can only be described as a club where drug deals are definitely going down in the bathroom.

What a punk feel to this place.

It reminds me of the late 70s when I was, but four years old,

cost and started my comedy career in a series of disgusting punk clubs in San Francisco

where we would do improv on stages after punk fans and there would be broken glass

and spew to them in every manner.

It flew them, flots them, and jets them on the stage.

And you lie, you lie, laying, you lay in on the stage at your own peril,

which we did because we were young and a fuck, we did not give it.

So once more, Procasting from Montreal, as I say,

at the juiced career comedy festival for those of you who are kebiquat impaired,

that means just for laughs.

The festival has been going on for over 450 years now.

It started when Cartier first got here and came up to St. Lawrence,

Seeway, and it's been going on ever since then.

When the original, the festival people wore giant big hats with plumes in them

and turned over boots like the musketeers.

And now here we are, some 450 years later, still preventing the same comedy.

And it's an awesome festival, it's one of the fun ones.

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