Dolphins, Mayonnaise & Wedding Injuries with Craig Parkinson
Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart
Global
4.9 • 674 Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
This week we have a very special guest, podcaster, actor, dolphin impersonator and injurer of Martin's mam on the dancefloor, the one and only DI "Dot" Cottan, Craig Parkinson. Craig, Martin & Gordon chat hotel nightmares, nightmare auditions, auditioning for Line of Duty, Line of Duty coming to and end for Craig, Craig's award winning podcast...and so so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:14.9 | Right yes, Shaggers, welcome to Restless Natives, a podcast coming to you from the bright lights of London's Lester Square and the only home in Las Vegas where the pool is neheated, the fridge is full of iron brew, and the man of the hoose thinks he's a sexy pirate. |
| 0:29.1 | Well, the pool's heated now, son. |
| 0:30.8 | My mom's here. |
| 0:31.4 | Is it? |
| 0:31.8 | All right. |
| 0:32.3 | Your mum's here. |
| 0:33.1 | Three days of the year. |
| 0:34.0 | Three days of the year. Three days of the year. That will also give our guest actually a chance to possibly apologize to for finally |
| 0:40.5 | nearly killing her at my wedding. |
| 0:42.4 | Hold on. |
| 0:43.3 | We'll get to the guest. |
| 0:45.9 | Let's just get to the bit. |
| 0:47.3 | We'll get the admin done for us. |
| 0:48.8 | This is also the unsafe space for an insecure civilian called Chris or Disney Matter, |
| 0:53.7 | pushing in the wind of a misfiring |
| 0:55.2 | media career. This is a civilian outreach project, steered by a volatile Viagra-fueled telecop |
| 1:01.2 | in a bid to boost his own fragile ego by undermining this Ian Sterling understudy, his confidence |
| 1:07.5 | vacuum of a pal, Gordon Smar. But fortunately, today, we've got the perfect antidote for the hairline pervert and my eyebrow-free face, |
| 1:15.6 | because we are joined by a man who will never require a blue pill to perform, a truly respected actor, |
| 1:21.6 | a master of his craft, a comprehensively trained, multi-talented performer with a genuinely award-winning podcast. |
| 1:28.3 | Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please give a Les Mojago truck stop welcome for the |
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