You're listening to Voyage to the Stars, a partially improvised sci-fi comedy.

The crew made a brief pit stop at Junk Island, a hippie community where a myriad of mutants,

highly intelligent animal life, and hipsters live, but the resolve of a few members seems to be waning.

Can they turn it around?

Let's find out on this voyage to the stars. Oh, mortgage to the Stars.

Whoa! Ho! It's... Oh, it's an episode of Brand's Today and I'm just kind of recovering from a mind expanding vision quest journey and the drug haze is ending and it felt like it took 47 neons, which also mentioned earlier.

I don't know how long as an earthy ears, but it felt like a long time.

But apparently, according to the clock clock it's like in two hours

so I'm just gonna get a little fresh air head down to the ocean there is my lady sorry sorry

how you doing you wouldn't believe what happened to me earlier.

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing. I just... I guess I'm just feeling sad.

Well, yeah, I can tell why why?

Well, I don't think you'd understand it.

It feels like it goes against my character, but I do feel a sense of regret about something, and worse it involves Tucker of all people.

Okay, what are you talking about? Should I prepare myself to be angry?

Oh, I don't know. I'm a very jealous person.

Oh, you are? Not really, but I feel like that's something a boyfriend is supposed to say.

Well, you're not wrong about that.

And if this were a normal situation,

I'm sure I would be listening to Anita Franco and bright eyes.

But unfortunately, I don't have access to those things.

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