You're listening to Voyage to the Stars, a partially improvised sci-fi comedy.

In our last Earth Venture, Tucker and his crew destroyed the dolphin inhabited Junk Island as they made their way to Australia.

What else could go wrong? Find out on this voyage to the star. Oh, mortgage to the stars. Village, Long. It's a beautiful night. My goodness, it's so wonderful out here. You know when I smell that fresh sea air, it just reminds me of all the fun adventures we've had.

All the dolphins we've murdered, all the robots we've destroyed, all the cities we've murdered all the robots we've destroyed all the cities we've

decimated.

Boy I'm a pretty goddamn good captain.

Hey how's it going there Elsa? You know just kind of sitting here.

Hey Elsa remember that time when I had sex with that building?

I know. Oh yeah. I do.

I get a little chubby thinking about it.

Oh. Hey do these pants look tight on me?

Please thank God Stuu, you're here.

I don't know where this was about to go, but I am really glad that you're here.

These are Levi's genes I've found in Junk Island.

Stu, don't wear those.

It looks like you have a chubby.

Oh, hi guys. Oh, so many chubby's.

Why is Snights about all about chubby's?

Oh, Chaga. Do you get chubby's?

Sometimes when I get super aroused my deltoid swell up.

That's a chubby.

That's a chubby.

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