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The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 1

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Books, Arts, Tv & Film

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Hem, hem! Thus begins our series on the most supremely obnoxious and infuriating character of the Harry Potter universe. Progress for progress's sake may be prohibited, and there's a lot of meaning hidden in the waffle...

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0:00.0

Dolores Umbrich, part one.

0:03.0

May I have your attention, please?

0:08.0

May I have your attention, please?

0:13.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:17.0

We're gonna have a problem here.

0:18.0

Were the weird sisters were the real weird sisters?

0:20.0

All you other weird sisters have found and not the vakers?

0:22.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:25.0

Please stand up.

0:26.0

Please stand up.

0:28.0

Hi and welcome to the real weird sisters.

0:30.0

I'm Alice and I'm Martha.

0:32.0

And today we're here to talk about Umbrich in the first part of the fifth book.

0:37.0

Hem!

0:38.0

Thank you for that interruption, professor.

0:42.0

No, that was actually Jenny.

0:44.0

I tricked you.

0:45.0

Oh, now I see how that's funny.

0:48.0

See, you had to be there.

0:50.0

Now you understand.

0:51.0

I do understand.

0:52.0

That was really, really funny.

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