Once again, the smartest man in the world takes to the eager, like a bird.

The most fabulous confabulation of comedy to be found in Philadelphia, the helium comedy club right here at the corner of San Simon 20th and the groovy historical

pop-tot slave owner district of Pennsylvania that it's Pennsylvania's heritage is unimpeachable. It goes back for over 40 years, which makes it ancient in American history and I live in Los Angeles where two weeks ago is shrouded in the midst of time.

So it's fun to come to a place where there's someone with a cocktail on every corner looking at you and historical plaques everywhere of the unbelievable August personages that once people this area, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you

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you to you to draw what I wear. I think it was Bicentennial hotpants like Liberacea

wore their very glittery and I have a little beanie with a whirly gig on the

top and stuff and it's it spells B-O-Y-S-B-O-Y-S when it flies around and stuff like

that and I have a ring that says give me back my championships and it's it's

pretty wild but no I was over a pen which is right here located in Philadelphia

and they they they have a thing called the Mask and Wig Club that was invented

in the anti-Luvian theatrical times when only men were allowed to be in the

theater and and then sell themselves after the show is women and thank you that

was a joke but carry on carry on Philadelphia with your almost New Jersey

attitude and I'll close a bridge on you I fucking will I will close I will close all

exits to this building as a favor to an asshole friend of mine don't even

test me you don't have to weigh that much to throw that kind of weight around and

we were over a pen and it was it's called the Mask and Wig Club right and they

finally allowed women and whatever with the who was the gig right they would

bring a comic in every year I guess supposedly a comic of some renowned and

although they chose me that time and they'd had other comics that were on

SNL and Mad TV and whatnot and and you you sit in with them you introduce a

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