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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2014
⏱️ 123 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Haram! Once again, the smartest man in the world, Proofcast, takes the Eater. |
| 0:24.0 | Here, from the frozen shores of Lake Erie, in the very center of these United States, |
| 0:29.9 | in the most saluvious surroundings possible, the confines here of the most radical comedy |
| 0:34.9 | club in all of downtown Cleveland, ladies and gentlemen, rural recording live, here |
| 0:39.5 | at Hilarites, on the corner of Eastforth and the Inquit, in the festive entertainment |
| 0:44.7 | district, across from the CVS and the Bazaar subway, and the frozen ass fucking streets |
| 0:50.0 | that have piles of ice on them that stand up like horrible stalagmites that take away |
| 0:54.1 | your soul when you fall on them hideous brown embuffments of fucking ice and shit poured |
| 1:00.1 | together to create a kind of ad-artic, you know what this place is? Right now, Hoth! |
| 1:06.9 | All I'm missing is my taunt on to ride in on, man, but I'm about to cut one open and sleep |
| 1:11.3 | in it tonight and shit. I don't want to say it's cold here, but I found the diary of |
| 1:14.8 | a lost Arctic expedition on the front of my hotel. Wow, it's exciting to be back in Cleveland. |
| 1:21.5 | We haven't been here for several years. The last time I was here in Cleveland, it was |
| 1:25.8 | the beginning of the Occupy movement and I went over to the park and went to the very |
| 1:29.1 | first day of Occupy, Cleveland. Exactly, it was so much fun. It was right near the big |
| 1:33.7 | gloss, Oldenburg sculpture and stuff like that. And here we are some three or four years |
| 1:37.5 | later after Occupy and it can still be felt, can't it, all the time. The fact that Mitt |
| 1:45.2 | Romney lost, I think it has a great deal to do with the fact that Occupy illuminated |
| 1:50.1 | the fact that when someone like Mitt Romney runs the president says, you know, there's people |
| 1:54.3 | in this country who expect food that perhaps something was wrong with that situation. |
| 2:02.3 | The fact that President Obama at the State of the Union actually mentioned women's wages the |
| 2:08.1 | other night for the first time in fucking six years. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Believe me, they're scared |
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