Dogs in Cars

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We’ve got nanny problems, dog problems and kid problems. Always kid problems.

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0:00.0	So how are you rich?
0:03.0	You're ready to do this thing?
0:06.0	Feeling good.
0:07.0	Okay.
0:08.0	Well I'm gonna try not to say anything gross or inappropriate.
0:12.0	Who am I kidding? That's just what this
0:13.4	podcast has become. It is a giant cluster bleep I just believe myself and that's why
0:18.9	we're urging you guys not to allow your kids to listen to this. This is a
0:21.7	podcast about kids, about our lives, our marriages, the
0:27.0	the woes, the highs, the lows, and the woes.
0:30.9	Slow down simple, Jack. Let's just get into it. Don't have your kids watch or listen. It's simple. You've been warned.
0:37.0	What's your name?
0:41.0	How am I?
0:43.0	Daddy!
0:44.0	Oh!
0:45.0	Oh!
0:46.0	Gee!
0:48.0	Gee's on the fucking bitch in!
0:53.0	And action. Oh, by the way. What do you mean? You don't know. Why do you start every
1:08.8	fucking podcast eating? You can't eat while talking to a microphone. That's like the one thing that's we do the one job where you can't eat and work. It's just not much that they don't go together.
1:19.0	It's like a porn star. They can't get a boner.
1:22.0	Exactly.
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