Doesn't Matter If They're 4 or 17, Kids Are Gonna Give You Trouble

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🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.3	Kristen and I are having different conflicts when it comes to parenting this weekend, but
0:06.2	they are conflicts nonetheless.
0:08.2	My son Jimmy, who is four, is playing in his final baseball game of the season.
0:13.9	His rookie year is coming to a close.
0:16.2	His four game rookie season?
0:18.0	It was four games, right?
0:19.4	So we missed the first game because it was his birthday, and we had a birthday party planned.
0:24.2	And then they moved the spring break game because they're one enough kids in town to play.
0:31.8	And then we did miss another game for another reason.
0:36.3	And then we went to the last game, but he refused to play and just sat in the dugout the entire time.
0:41.4	Didn't step foot onto the field, not for warmups, not to bat, not to go out in the field.
0:45.6	Just for one second, for comedic reasons.
0:48.1	Let's try to translate this to Major League Baseball and adults.
0:51.6	Okay.
0:52.0	All right.
0:52.2	Austin Riley, they call up Austin Riley because they got a game on Friday.
0:55.5	The Braves do.
0:56.2	And he's like, you know what?
0:57.7	His mom picks up the phone and says, I'm sorry, Austin's not going to be able to make the game Braves.
1:02.7	Snitker.
1:03.4	He's got a birthday party on Friday night.
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