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Does Your Man Suffer From Male Pattern Blindness Like Cassie’s Husband?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Does your man have "Male Pattern BLINDNESS"?! It's a real thing and now it's got a name! Cassie will tell you all about it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The virtue. It is male pattern blindness, not bald blindness. And chances are really

1:04.3

good that your boyfriend or your husband have it. And it's driving you insane. They don't

1:10.4

know they have it, but you know this affects men and women. But I would say like 99.99999

1:16.0

percent men and then point zero zero zero one percent women. And the only woman affected

1:20.4

by it is in this studio. And her name is Kristen Klingcher. That is not me calling her out.

1:25.7

She called herself out. Yes, when this was brought up in our post show meeting, I was like,

1:29.4

oh crap, I have male pattern blindness. And I didn't even know it. It typically only applies

1:34.9

to the refrigerator for you. For me, it's very specific and it's the refrigerator.

1:40.3

Because whenever I'm looking in the refrigerator for something, I never can find it. My husband

1:44.2

walks over and within 2.2 seconds. He's like, he grabbed it and he's like, here it is.

1:48.6

Keys for me. I'm usually like in a panic. Keys. Like, oh, damn it. Tiff, did you move my keys?

1:56.2

And then she'll come downstairs and there literally.

1:58.0

Right there.

1:59.0

Yeah, if you're wondering what it is, it's a fun like term coined in 2014 by a YouTuber

2:03.3

called My Life Suckers. But it's that instance where you're, you the woman are doing whatever

2:08.7

you're doing. And then your partner is like, hey, I can't find the catch up. And you're

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