Does Trump’s Bruised Hand Story Make Sense?
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The Bulwark
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🗓️ 26 December 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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So we decided to test it.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. It's me. Sam Stein. Manjaniard DeBorke. I'm joined by Jared Poland, who is the guru of everything we do. |
| 0:08.0 | And all the good stuff that you see on your computer, that's him. He makes this look good. Jared, good to see you, buddy. How you doing? |
| 0:14.7 | I'm doing good for the holidays. |
| 0:17.6 | Oh, yeah, yeah, me too. I'm sure it'll be slow. So look, we're going to do something fun for the viewers. |
| 0:25.4 | Basically, this was a stupid idea that I had. And Jared, who is amenable and a good egg, and who I sent all my dumb ideas to, he, I don't know if you initially agreed to do it willingly or if I had to |
| 0:39.5 | badge you. How many times I have to ask you? Three or four times? At least. Yeah. Okay. |
| 0:44.6 | So this is the backstory. Donald Trump, as everyone now knows, has this weird thing going on with |
| 0:51.8 | his hand. And sometimes there's bandages there. |
| 0:59.1 | Sometimes it's just a lot of makeup covering it up. And it's perplexed a lot of people. |
| 1:03.5 | Like, why is this? Why is this happening? What, what's going on? And the white has been a little bit cagey about it. I think that's fair to say. You watch all these briefings. They've been pretty |
| 1:07.1 | cagey, right? Yeah. For the most part, Caroline has kind of just beat around the bush on the question. |
| 1:15.0 | Like, she'll get asked about Trump's hand. |
| 1:16.8 | And she pretty much always blames it on the handshakes on his aspirin intake. |
| 1:21.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.5 | Okay. |
| 1:23.0 | So the other day, she was pretty explicit. |
| 1:25.5 | She's like, look, he's shaking hands all the time and he's on |
| 1:29.8 | aspirin and it's just causing an incredible bruising and i had this idea in my head well that seems |
| 1:37.2 | testable like we can we can actually figure out not maybe scientifically but we can try try to approximate to a degree what it's like |
| 1:46.8 | to shake a lot of hands and take aspirin. |
| 1:49.1 | And we can decide based on the results if she's telling the truth or not. |
| 1:54.8 | And so the question was, how do you go about shaking a lot of hands? |
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