Does This List Of Women’s Confusing Habits Sound Familiar?

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🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Women! Why do you do the things you do? Here's a list of habits that really confuse the men you're living with! Do you do any of these? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it, the Bert show.
0:02.0	The headline reads, I'm still thoroughly confused about this.
0:05.6	Men are sharing women's habits and tendencies
0:09.0	that only became obvious after moving in together. Okay, so ladies let's play a game of
0:15.6	guilty or not guilty. Cassie grab a mic. Wait. All right, here's some that came up
0:20.4	from dudes. Are you guilty or not guilty of this? They never finished
0:24.2	their drinks. I find two cups of half-drunken coffee scattered around the house
0:28.7	multiple times a week until we run out of coffee cups.
0:32.6	Guilty!
0:33.6	Guilty!
0:34.6	Guilty! Guilty!
0:35.6	All three!
0:36.6	I know that you've come in before and said,
0:38.8	drives Bart, crazy!
0:39.8	Oh my gosh, I will have a collection of cups on my nightstand and they're all like either a quarter full or half full
0:44.9	I didn't realize I did the same thing until I had to clean up after myself.
0:48.5	I'm messy. Oh my God I got in your...
0:50.5	Dude, you just out... pain in the ass roommate, I...
0:53.0	I remember getting in your car and you slammed on your brakes and all these water bottles just came rushing to my feet.
1:00.0	I have drank water bottles.
1:02.0	All right, women have a million black hair ties and also none. Guilty or not guilty.
1:08.0	Not the black hair ties. I do scrunchies because it's like it's so it's easier on my
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