The Birch Show.

Have you found the funniest and sweetest video of this couple and I want my husband and I to try what they did over the weekend.

Because it's kind of a genius if you think about it.

I wouldn't use this for significant arguments, but I would definitely use that use what they did for like petty little arguments that the two of you might have, right?

And they use old English to diffuse the arguments.

So what you're going to hear, and this comes from at NAN DZI in Blessed

Underscore on Tik-Tok. So they're having an argument, they're sitting across from

each other and they're going to hash out said argument but they're only

going to do it old English style. So that's how they have to speak to each other in

order to rectify this disagreement.

I have prepared a statement if you allow me to present it my fair lady.

Proceed.

Hear ye, Hear ye. Okay, okay.

On the 28th day of July, thou didst have thy nails adorned.

I wish to inquire who did pay for thee.

I did pay for it, my own self.

I take serious offense to that. Is it that you thought I wasn't capable of paying for them?

I did see thee consuming plain white bread for their lunch and I feared it was for that thou

could not afford a proper meal. I delight in plain white bread as refreshment.

Man cannot live on bread alone, babe.

I sought only to preserve your purse.

I don't even have.

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