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This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.

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Hello and welcome to the Red Box podcast on the Times I'm Matt Surely. MPs are back in Westminster after their party conference jaunts but will we get an

Indian summer to bask in the warm glow of taking back control or start to feel the chill of Brexit.

This week I'm joined by Oliver Wright the Times Policy Editor who is also in charge of our new weekly Brexit

briefing who looks ahead to a heavyweight legal fight. Emma Tucker the Times Deputy Editor

wonders if Labour faces the worst of all problems, total irrelevance, but first

times columnist Jenny Russell on the hidden rules women have to play by in politics

after watching that Clinton Trump debate.

America's post-debate polls suggest that Hillary Clinton won a slender victory.

I'm not quite so confident. I thought Clinton appeared meekcca and weaker than Trump. That's partly because she

simply didn't have any answers to some of his principal criticisms, Bill's sexual history,

her emails, but it's also because she was horribly constrained by all the subtle hidden rules about

women's behaviour on a public stage.

Where Trump could be as aggressive, menacing and anger as he pleased, Clinton had to be

smiley and reasonable at all times, or risk alienating her audience.

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