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Does The Apple Watch Stay On During SEX?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Do you keep your #AppleWatch on during SEX? @BertShowBert wants to know for a friend! Himself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show Kaylee get them in on this I love to I am a big old fan of

0:09.6

Accomplishments you remember when you did that thing with Bart where you were given him like gold stars the bar chart

0:15.5

The bar chart. Uh-huh. He would get a gold star and it was this was not something I thrust upon him

0:21.9

This was something that he we did together and he needed some accountability

0:26.6

So we put together a bar chart because there were certain things he wanted accomplished with his

0:31.9

Working out and diet and other things around the house and it worked like every time he did something he got a

0:37.8

Gold star there's some personality types that just need that kind of like accomplishment, right?

0:43.3

Which is why the Apple Watch for me plays right in

0:48.7

Right in to everything I am I knew you're gonna talk about this today

0:54.1

Because of the responses you got on your Instagram. We're so good

0:59.2

I did not see it going this way, but I'm so glad it did so a little confession here

1:04.8

As a guy that likes to keep fit and a guy that watches his weight and works out

1:09.9

I keep my Apple watch on all the time, right and it's constantly monitoring everything and I am really into it

1:16.8

I want to know how many calories I'm burning. I love the little ring thing

1:20.7

God when I accomplished like complete the workout completed my workout or my exercise minutes for the day and I

1:26.8

I get that little ring closure. What's the ring? I don't have one so I have no idea

1:31.2

It just gives you like this ring and when you accomplish what you're supposed to it closes the ring and says congratulations

1:37.0

Oh, okay, okay

1:39.0

It gives you confetti

1:42.0

It's a little celebration so accomplishment, right?

1:44.8

So I'm constantly monitoring that thing and there are I

1:48.2

I want to accumulate calories burned and I also want to accumulate how much workout time that I'm doing every single day as well

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