Hey Dad, yeah, for dinner tonight, what do you want?

I can bake you some chicken.

Yeah.

Uh, we can have tomato cheese Mac, or we can throw out all the rules and we can do breakfast

for dinner and I can make some egg sausage and toast.

We have some breakfast for dinner.

You want to break all the rules too, bachelor?

I'm Frank Gourney.

That was my dad.

And this is the argument.

I like to, uh, I like to put a little, uh, milk in with them and, uh, I like to add some,

uh, some cheese and, uh, I hope he's, uh, I hope he's down with that.

Uh, we will find out.

Michelle and Ross are off this week, so I'm taking over the show.

I'm recording today from my dad's house just outside New York City.

He's 85 years old and I've been taking care of him since the country went on lockdown.

Oh, you're going to help set the table?

No, you've already done it.

I just, I just can't see having, um, the question of whether red or white wine goes with scrambled

eggs I think is answered by neither, right?

No, I think not with you.

Yeah.

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