Hey everyone, it's Link Lauren. Welcome back to Spot On with Link Lauren. We have a lot to discuss today.

Apparently, Katie Perry might be dating Justin Trudeau. This could be a love for the ages. I don't know.

Maybe Justin Trudeau just wants to play around in her closet and try on her wigs. We will discuss all of that.

President Trump is back from Scotland. We'll give you a recap of his trip. We'll give you an update on everything happening with Jasmine Crockett. We're going to talk about Pete Buttigieg. But we have to start off with a quick, royal roundup because this story, this story was not a shock to me, but it's something I had to share with you guys immediately. I said, you know what? Put it at the top of the show.

Put it at the top of the show. Put it at the top of the show. I don't want to waste a minute. So apparently, Megan Markle, because her career is down in the gutter and in the doldrums, she has allegedly reached out to the view about being a guest or a guest host or having some kind of recurring position.

And I think this is perfect.

Okay.

I think the view is the perfect show for Megan Markle because it's a bunch of women sitting around complaining who are out of touch with reality and have nothing going on and no talent. So I actually think this is perfect for Megan Markle.

She would be amazing on the view. She would be great. She would be fantastic. She can't be any worse. She cannot be worse than Joy Behar, Alyssa Farah Griffin. Who are these other slores on the view? I'm trying to remember, Whoopi Goldberg, Sarah Haynes, Sunny Hosten. Oh my God. Sunny Hosten, let me just tell you. I think if Megan Markle joins the view, Sunny Hosten is going to be pissed. Okay, if another half-black woman joins the view, Sunny Hosten's going to be upset. Sunny Hosten is not going to be happy if Megan Markle comes in there, but I do think the view would be a perfect show from Megan Markle because she really doesn't have much going on. And these women who sit around on the view, they're so out of touch, right? They like to come on TV. Of course, the view is on ABC, which is owned by Disney. They come on TV and they basically tell you Trump is a dictator. He's a threat to democracy. The country was going to come to an end if he gets back in office. But these women get in their big SUVs with their tinted windows and they go back to their penthouse apartments or to their mansions in New Jersey and they're so out of touch. They don't think about the rest of the country between Los Angeles and New York. Okay, they live in their elite, liberal bubble. And I think that's perfect for Megan Markle

because she also lives in Montecito, which is this wealthy enclave. She lives in a massive mansion with security and staff and chefs and her, you know, Prince that she's married to, Prince Harry, who used to be the most eligible bachelor on Earth. So I think Megan Markle, I'm not shocked that she's reached out to the view let me read you a little bit about what's going on.

So back in March, Joy Behar actually said there's something about Megan Markle that triggers people. And she suggested that it could stem from jealousy because we all wanted to marry a prince. So everyone is jealous of her. Is that it? Well, yes. Back in the day, when Prince Harry was the most eligible ginger bachelor, I think people wanted him. Now you look at Prince Harry, he's like a little beta male bitch boy who has allowed this washed up actress named Megan Markle with her scrawny legs and her little jean booty shorts to come in and torch the relationships he had with his family. Harry did that. People want to blame Megan Markle.

She's horrible.

Y'all know I don't love Megan Markle. Okay, she's a liar. She accused the family of racism. She only lasted 18 months. And then she absconded to the United States. But Prince Harry, he's the one who allowed this woman to come in and take a wrecking ball to the relationship he had with his family. And now he says, boo-hoo, he can't go back to the UK.

It's not safe.

And then we find out the guys walking around in broad daylight ringing the relationship he had with his family. And now he says, boo-hoo, he can't go back to the UK.

It's not safe. And then we find out the guys walking around in broad daylight ringing random doorbells. So all of these people are full of crap. I think Joy Behar and Megan Markle are a match made in heaven. I hope she joins the view because it will give us nothing but great fodder to discuss. Megan Markle, she's an expert on nothing.

Okay, she's an expert on absolutely nothing

and everything she touches turns to crap. But let's put her on the view and get her opinion on current affairs. That sounds great. Now, this last story is a little more niche. Okay, if you're not super into the royal family, bear with me, though, because you'll be able to relate to this a little bit, okay? In our own lives, we can all relate to this in some way, shape, or form. So apparently, Sophie, okay? Sophie is married to Prince Edward. Well, she was upgraded from the Countess of Wessex to the Duchess of Edinburgh. Okay, she got a little bit of a promotion. She got a promotion. This is a big deal. This is a big

deal. But let me tell you why it's important. So both Queen Elizabeth and Queen Camilla previously

held this title. But what this title means, what this title means for Sophie, beautiful Sophie,

is that she no longer has to curtsy to Megan Markle, okay? In the line of succession, she no longer has to curtsy to Megan Markle, okay? That is a boo-ya moment. We've all been there in life, okay, whether it's a boss or someone you don't like, who's higher in the pecking order than you are, you're tired of having to kiss the ring, having to be nice all the time. She doesn't want to curtsy anymore to this washed-up duchess, wannabe duchess of Scam-a-Lot if she ever comes over to the UK. Could you imagine, could you imagine your British royalty, born and raised in the UK, you revere the crown, you revere the monarchy, as Sophie and Prince Edward do. Of course, we love Prince Edward. Could you imagine Megan Markle comes back to the UK,

and you have to curtsy to her? You have to curtsy to Megan Markle, so apparently Sophie is happy

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