Imagine it's Wednesday.

One minute you're at the gym, you're doing it, getting those steps in,

not thinking about pizza, and definitely not clock watching.

Oh, only 56 and a half more minutes left.

And the next, that'll do! You're a millionaire! Lotto! Will you be next?

Play on app, the National Lottery. Account terms, rules, procedures apply players must be 18 or over.

The Bird Show.

Show.

If you're a dad who thinks you have the best dad jokes around, then we want you to prove it.

We want to crown a champ this Friday and the Bert Show's Corny Dad joke off.

You're going to go head to head with another dad. You just need to email Tommy at

the Bert Show with five of your best dad jokes. We're going to select two dads

to compete this Friday and whoever wins

or says we'll walk away proudly with 250 bucks.

All right so again the email to send that to Tommy at the birchow. So I got this DM I want to run by you guys here, okay?

Because she kind of feels like she's being gaslit by her boyfriend.

She says, I just found out that my boyfriend subscribes to a few only-fans accounts and here is a kid warning.

We're going to talk about some adult material here.

Oh, with onlyfans? Shocker. Yeah, right? She says we've been dating each

each other for about eight months if that matters. He's been open with me about going

to adult websites. I'm changing the word going to adult websites.

I'm changing the word going to adult websites.

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