DOD77: This Dads Is Not Yet Rated
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Today the dads continue the discussion of what media is appropriate for our kids. Rated R movies? Sexual content? Violence? Horror? Just pure crap that sucks?
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.3 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the only family podcast with jump scares. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello again, gentlemen. |
| 0:37.7 | And just like a jump scare, if you mute us, we become a lot less terrifying. Yeah, it's true. Oh, boy. Do you guys, okay, do you guys as partners jump out of their minds at any jump scare? Is this, I don't know if it's a gender thing. Oh, I feel like Eli would be the one who would do that. We don't want, well, Eli jumps out of his fucking skin if you open Crescent rolls in the same house as him. |
| 0:57.8 | Correct. I don't know if it's a gender thing. Oh, I feel like Eli would be the one who would do that. We don't want... Well, Eli jumps out of his fucking skin if you open Crescent rolls in the same house as him. |
| 0:58.0 | Correct. |
| 0:58.2 | So, yeah. |
| 0:58.5 | Like, that's... |
| 0:59.4 | Haley and I don't watch scary movies because we just don't like them. Oh, us neither. But they're in everything. Even something like Oppenheimer. I mean, they're in every movie. |
| 1:06.6 | There's always some jump scare. |
| 1:08.0 | And, like, I always know, oh, they're making it quiet now. |
| 1:11.3 | That means they're going to do the fucking... |
| 1:12.5 | Every time. |
| 1:13.5 | And I'll even say always know, oh, they're making it quiet now. |
| 1:11.3 | That means they're going to do the fucking like every time. And I'll even say, like, Lydia, |
| 1:15.1 | to her credit, she's like, okay, there's going to be a jump scare. And it still gets her. |
| 1:19.4 | She's still like prepares for it. And she still just jumps out of the world. I am a real life |
| 1:23.9 | jump scare for Haley. Like, Haley is like, I don't know if this happens to you because you're ADHD, Thomas, |
| 1:47.7 | but Haley is like in her head all day all the time, right? So she's in her head. She might be like singing a little song to herself and her mind. Whatever's going on up there. I don't know. And like, I am not by any stretch of the imagination a subtle and quiet man. Like those are not words that have ever been attached to me in any way. |
| 1:48.1 | But she'll be just like in the bedroom. |
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