I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the only family podcast that's NC17. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

That's a secret cabala theater heads. It really has nothing to do with the fact that my

dick is out for the entire podcast. You can't take the NC-17 rating. Literally nobody notices.

That's the thing, Eli. Is it nobody, nobody would notice. It's why my YouTube channel did so badly.

Look, I'm not reacting at all to the dick out part. That's totally normal. What was the theater kid thing? What was that? Oh, do you not know about movie ratings being secretly determined by like CEOs and CFOs of movie theater companies? Oh, theater company. I thought you said theater kids. I was like, what does that have to do with it? Okay. No, no. Theater. I think it would be better if it was theater kids. I really wanted to hear this story of Eli. I was like, he has a lot of good conspiracy theories. What is this one? Second year NYU theater kids just sitting around listening to the watching show girls. Yeah. Quotin am is, giving things NC17.

No,

if you want to dive into

that conspiracy theory,

which just happens to be true,

check out the documentary.

This film is not yet rated.

Yes,

good documentary.

Fascinating dive into like

why the rating system exists.

I just don't remember any theater kids

is the thing.

You know the only thing worse than a secret cabal of theater owners,

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