I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old dads. The podcast is just waiting its turn at the Scantron. I'm Tom Curry.

I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. There's way too many shit involved sayings that your dad has. And I'm now going to put that at the end of the episode so people know how I'm talking. Too many. I was like, wow. Too many shit involved sayings. Did your dad's not say want in one hand shit in the other and see which one fills up? That's like a standard all right i'm not complaining about your dad well i am let's face it i'm i'm complaining a little

bit about your dad i'm just there's too many repulsive shit related sayings that people just throw out

there that i'm like i don't like that like can we come up with better imagery it's all shit

don't shit where you eat i'm not shitting where what, what are you talking about? I'm not doing. That's gross. Doesn't know the difference. Chicken shit and chicken salad. Do we need to have the shit? Why is it so much shit related stuff? Anyway, how are you doing? I think it's the viscerality of it. It's very useful. It's like, I got to say every time I've eaten chicken salad since then then, I've been like, all right, I better make sure this isn't chicken shit because this is apparently... On furthermore, I better make sure I can tell the difference, you know, like that's the key. Eli's like, as a dad with IBS, everything is shitting where you eat. Eli, you can eat the chicken shit salad if you want. You just have to be able to tell the difference. I have to be able to tell. Yeah. So to the saying. It's like those colorblind tests on the internet to know which Power Ranger you are. I feel like now I can't like have my hungry man dinner on the John. Otherwise you guys are going to judge me. That's as long as you can tell the difference. As long as the tray stays

above the level

of the ball,

Tom.

Shit for

finola.

That one.

Did your dad

to use that one?

How many shit related sayings? Here's what, listeners. Submitting all the shit related sayings that you think Tom's dad said. Can it just be shitty advice?

Like don't go to college.

No, we go there.

My Can it just be shitty advice? Like don't go to college?

My dad didn't advise me not to go to college.

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