I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that's getting a little soft, but if you wait 20 minutes, I promise it'll all be just fine.

I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith

and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. Weird are you to just put your personal stuff in the intro of

show? Thank you, Thomas, because for the record, Thomas was like, oh, just, you know, make it about

coddling. And Tom was like, unerrect penises, got it. We're getting soft on the kids.

What did you? Like, you're, you're misinterpreting. Hey, you're getting that kind of soft on your kids.

Are you about to take a weird turn? Hi, new listener. Welcome to the paranormal podcast. This is a parenting

show.

I always like when we say horrible things like that because I know just statistically someone was like, all right, Diane, you say it's such a good show about fatherhood.

I'll give it a listen.

So wholesome. You know when you're fucking your kids, but you're done.

Yeah, you have to imagine just then being like, oh man, I just, I connected with the last episode.

You have to listen to this.

It just was so therapeutic.

It was moving.

I was crying.

And then we put something out.

So do your kids suck at floor play or what?

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