DOD47: Tom's Entire Family Has Plague
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Tom cursed himself last week by talking about how he and his family had avoided COVID because HOOO BOY does his entire family have COVID! We talk kids, doctors and health stuff, and also the challenges of parenting in a divorce situation.
For extended episodes, bonus content, and most importantly, for an AD FREE SHOW, make sure to pledge on Patreon!
Join the Facebook Group! facebook.com/groups/dearolddads
For comments, email thedads@dearolddads.com
Follow us on Twitter: @DearOldDads
Facebook Page: Dear Old Dads on Facebook
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.0 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:17.0 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:22.9 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.5 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's sick and tired and tired and sick. I'm Tom Curry. |
| 0:33.8 | I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick and my special guests, COVID and |
| 0:40.2 | Norovirus. Please welcome COVID and Norovirus into the podcast this week. |
| 0:45.6 | Oh, see, now I feel like we should be doing characters of COVID and Norovirus. |
| 0:50.8 | Well, hello, Tim. |
| 0:53.8 | What a fucking shit show. |
| 0:55.9 | It has been, we had a different show planned, guys, but we're going to do something a little different in that we're going to do the same thing we always do, which is plan on a show and then talk entirely about something else instead. |
| 1:07.0 | Wait, so we're not doing the one where I talk about how good my health is and I just feel fucking amazing. |
| 1:11.2 | And like, it's, I said, I have in my notes breathing fresh air feels delicious what I what I'm going to do first |
| 1:18.9 | is get on an airplane I'm going to fly out to California and I'm going to spit right in your |
| 1:23.3 | mouth Thomas Smith right my kids already handle that't worry. I've got to know. |
| 1:27.8 | I know. |
| 1:28.4 | Get in line. What the fuck are kids? Look, I get the kids are nasty, filthy little petri dish machines. That's fine. Like they like, they like stick their finger in their nose all the way to their goddamn brain and then like rub it on each other. but seriously, nothing in the... |
| 1:44.4 | It's like, how did any human being survive to adulthood? brain and then like rub it on each other. But seriously, nothing in the way. |
| 1:44.4 | It's like how did any human being survive to adulthood pre modern medicine given the |
| 1:51.8 | unbelievable effectiveness of kids transmitting every conceivable disease? |
| 1:56.5 | Every disease. |
| 1:57.5 | They are amazing at. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Thomas Smith, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Thomas Smith and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.