I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that rocks. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Eli Bosnick and Thomas Smith.

Hello, gentlemen.

There's a DJ voice going on.

I just do it an old British rocker voice the entire time.

Now I'm going to need an old British rocker voice the entire time.

All right.

Are you ready, Cleveland?

Okay, I take it back.

I don't actually want that.

Hello, hello, hello. I look like a drowned body, I do. Sex symbol, am I? Now you're just doing that misogynist, Andrew Tate. Oh, shit. Oh, I watched the Andrew Tate get beat up video. Oh, so good. I love not only that he lost that match, but he lost to

somebody who wasn't good. No. That's my favorite. That my very favorite thing. He picked the

worst possible fighter. Oh, God, it was delicious. It was fucking delicious. Like, it's not

like he got like taken apart by somebody who's fucking elite tier. Like, he got absolutely dismantled in a slop match. Yeah, at least Jake Paul actually did decide to fight the best boxer like alive almost. And that guy just didn't even try until he decided like, uh, night night time and just killed him. That was insane. What I say? I missed that. Jake Paul got knocked out.

No,

we talked about that.

Wait,

was it Jake or the other one? It's Logan. Logan is the one who got knocked out, I think. Yeah. Google it. It's the younger one. Which one's younger? I think it's Jake. Who cares? Yeah. Why are they famous?

I don't know.

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