I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old Dan's The Podcast. That's neither boxers nor briefs. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. Hello.

Oh, man. Okay. Have we had the Boxer's Boxer Briefs discussion? Have we had that discussion?

I don't think that we have had that discussion. No. Because that is one of the places where I have had the

biggest change of mind. Wait, no, we, I feel like we did, no? Because this is nowhere, like, literally me going from conservative to progressive was not as big a change as this. Like, I grew up and my whole into my 30s probably, or like right around 30, lower 30s, where I couldn't have imagined there's any other answer besides boxer briefs ever. That is the only answer. That is the only answer. Yeah. That's the only answer. What is happening right now that you're going to posit? Wait, here's the only thing you're allowed to advocate for, which is I keep a dildo at my ass all the time. And boxer briefs make that less comfortable. If you're about to advocate for literally any other kind of underwear, this is the episode. What is about to happen? It's briefs. It's briefs. Oh, that's happening. What's the best? I can't unknow this. I cannot unknow this. I was praying to the sweet Lord Jesus above that it was at least boxers boxers are stupid what

boxers are like this super loose crazy fabric the boxers i don't understand at all why are you wearing

underwear just put your cock in a cage don't bring your underwear into it here's the key when we grew

up in the 90s shorts they were huge You could fit a car in your shorts.

Now, the stylish shorts are really small. They're really fucking small. And I don't know,

maybe the problem is that, you know, you guys aren't packing because I can't fit everything I need

to fit in these tiny fucking shorts that everybody wears now. And so one day- What fucking shorts are you wearing? They're tiny now. Don't wear the shorts. You fucking beat-side twink. What is the in seam on your shorts or like what is the dong you're carrying that you can't like? What is happening that you're poking out the bottom of your shorts in boxer briefs? No, you're not pulling out the bottom.

They're just bunched up and fucking annoying.

You need the freedom.

You need the freedom of briefs.

Briefs don't offer any freedom.

Boxer briefs, the little cutlets at the bottom of the briefs, all they've done is added a modesty bit of fabric because straight dudes are afraid of being gay.

That's all the boxer brief is.

They added a bit of modesty fabric so that you won't feel like you're going to get made of fun of for being gay.

That's all that is.

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