DOD236: Find You a Woman Who Hates Men?
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Today's show kicks off with a near-immediate three bears situation related to the interpretation of a TikTok video that makes Thomas want to throw his computer out the window; the dads go on a bit of a journey discussing hot takes and whether or not people honestly believe their perspective, or if they just desire to be "viralized." There's a whole lot more in this episode that I honestly can't even describe. You'll just need to listen.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.7 | Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that's two-thirds going to QED. I'm Tom Curry, and I'm not. |
| 0:36.1 | I'm joined by Thomas Smith and Elike Bosnick, who are. |
| 0:39.0 | Hello, gentlemen. |
| 0:40.1 | Tom, we can't define ourselves by the things we're doing that you're not. |
| 0:43.9 | That means the intro would take up the whole show. |
| 0:47.1 | The podcast that goes out to eat sometimes. |
| 0:50.2 | The podcast that's allowed to touch grass without getting a rare parasite dropped by a Chinese spy plane. You need to come up with things more specific, Tom. That's true. That is true. You guys don't smile, do you? Like, you're not like happy? Rarely. Okay, good. All right. I just want to make sure. I medicate myself up to the occasional smile. Yeah, good. Yeah, I kind of pin one. |
| 1:11.3 | They call it a rictus. |
| 1:12.5 | I think it's more of a rictus. Oh, I call that the zing zinging, the monkey smile. So, whoa, that's got a very, is that a, is this an Italian brain rot thing? No, it's not. This is one of my favorite TikTok monkeys. So she is a monkey. First of all, she's a queen. |
| 1:26.4 | Wait a minute. |
| 1:27.0 | Did you say one of your favorite TikTok monkeys? |
| 1:30.0 | Like you have a lot of... |
| 1:30.9 | You've heard him talk about... Just on this show, we know about several TikTok monkeys, I feel like. Yes. I come with my full heart, full of monkeys. I feel like monkeys come up on this show more often than I would have anticipated when we begin the show. Really? Interesting. I'm surprised that you're surprised. I'm not surprised at the monkeys. I'm surprised at the monkeys. I'm surprised at the |
| 1:51.1 | whatever the smile was. Yeah, yeah. Zing Zing Zing the monkey. She is a monkey that lives in a like a small town that has a monastery attached to it. And she was hurt by a trap when she was very young. |
| 2:01.5 | And so the monastery took her in and they feed her. |
| 2:03.9 | And she's a full-bodied queen, if you know what I'm saying. |
| 2:06.1 | And she's very photogenic. |
| 2:07.3 | People come from all over the country to see her. |
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