I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old Dan's, the podcast that's not sure what it wants to be when it grows up.

I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

Well, we can't do this. There's no fucking way. This is a dead end job. Podcasts. The podcast can't be a podcast. That's a fucking deadbeat job. There's no way. Well, Eli, you've got multiple jobs. When people ask you what you do for work, do you tell them that you do podcasting? No.

No. I do everything until they start waterboarding me.

That's the only time.

Yeah, I was curious because it does have, it's also got kind of like a negative cachet now, like a fucking white guy with a podcast. Yeah, from me. I've had that for a decade. Yeah. You got to fight through the I'm a white guy with a podcast, but I swear I don't sell

Omega Brain. Well, and I swear people actually listen to it. There's no upside to sharing what I do at all.

You got to fight through that. And then you get to the other side of that. And then you have,

they are like, what's the name of your podcast? And it's like, fuck the precious connection

between you and your grandma.

On my podcast, my podcast is called,

someone's going to come on your daughter's face one day.

You should check it out on iTunes.

It's a lot of fun.

I know I say this all the time, but it's so important to me.

People would rather live next to a child molester than an atheist.

A convicted child molester than an atheist. There's no worst title for my podcast. Now, I will say, here's one of the benefits is that occasionally someone will drag the title out of me and then I meet a fellow atheists. And they're like, oh, fuck, yeah, I'm an atheist, too. And I'm like, how cool is it?

The God is it real.

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