DOD205: Why Do Men Think They Can Fight Every Wild Animal?!
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Another day, another wild animal that men think they can beat up. The dads discuss the latest trending animal fight - man v. gorilla...and spend a lot of time making monkey noises. Be sure and stay to hear all of those outtakes at the end!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.7 | Welcome to dear old dads, the show that's who-hoo ha ha ha. I guess that's what Thomas said to do. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm just fine. I'll blame it on me. I know. |
| 0:38.0 | I know because I edit the show along with Lydia that there's no proof of that. That was all Tom. Is that even what a gorilla sounds like? I don't even know what a gorilla sounds like. They've got to be the deeper one. There are levels to monkey sounds that you need to learn, frankly. And they do like a, oh. I don't need to run through them real quick. |
| 0:55.4 | Can I get a holler monkey, Thomas? |
| 0:56.7 | I like the ones that have got the you need to learn, frankly. And they do like a, oh, I don't need to run through them real quick. |
| 0:55.4 | Can I get a howler monkey, |
| 0:56.3 | Thomas? |
| 1:10.1 | I like the ones that have got the falsetto going. Blown past that? They really, you know, there's ones that are really, yeah, there's ones that are real screechy, you know, and then there's ones that are deeper. Years ago, Haley and I went to Belize and they have Howler Monkeys and other fucking monkeys |
| 1:12.3 | in Belize. Really cool place. |
| 1:13.9 | And like, get out of there's ones that are deeper. Years ago, Haley and I went to Belize, and they have howler monkeys |
| 1:11.4 | and other fucking monkeys in Belize. |
| 1:12.6 | Really cool place. |
| 1:13.8 | And like, we'd get out of the van or whatever to go to where we're staying and there's fucking howler monkeys doing their howling. And it's, at first you're like, that's fucking cool. Like, I'm someplace really special. And then I thought to myself like, man if I fucking lived here |
| 1:26.4 | this wouldn't be like enchanting |
| 1:29.0 | this would be like |
| 1:29.9 | I'm gonna to kill every. Yeah. Yes. Yes. There would be nothing enchanting about that. You wouldn't be like, oh, I'm in the fucking jungle. How cool it feels like Indiana Jones in real life. He'd be like, fuck you, you asshole. It's just a loud neighbor. Yes. It's East Coast Deer versus West Coast deer. Everyone from the East Coast when they see a deer, they're like, a deer. Everyone from the West Coast when they see a deer, they're like, fuck. God damn it, that piece of shit. Fuck you. That's how Haley, Haley's from New York. And that's how she feels about dear heart. She fucking hates them. |
| 2:01.3 | I think she's just full a hate. |
| 2:02.6 | A lot of things. |
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