I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that's getting cuddly with the bros. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick.

Hello, gentlemen.

I never ask.

Hello. I don't know that you have to ask to cuddle. Like, isn't the cuddle just sort of like that? Always got to ask to cuddle. That's important. Really? Have you been cuddling people without asking, Tom? I'm a cuddle without consent. Maybe don't say. You're already canceled for that

Raisin incident.

I guess at a certain point

he becomes uncancellable, you know,

if just, without consent. Maybe don't say. You're already canceled for that raisin incident.

I guess at a certain point, he becomes uncancelable, you know, if just everything,

you know, he goes on a comedy tour.

Can't be canceled.

His new special is called Triggered. Yeah.

I'm the podcast version of Mr. Burns.

Like, it's so much canceling that just cancels itself out at a certain point.

Like it's a perfect equilibrium of cancelization.

This is way too niche, but there's this guy who's like a skeptic-y guy that I, for some reason,

friends with on Facebook who's doing like the anti-woke stuff from 20, you know, 13.

And at this point, it's just funny and pathetic to me. Like, I actually, I'll comment on almost every one of his posts where he'll be like, yeah, the anti-woke can't even take it. And I'm just like, this is, what year is it? Like, every time, like, what year is it? What year is this? Like, is this really? And, like, I'm not even mad. It's just funny and pathetic. Like,

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