I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast where Eli explores online child content, even he's

uncomfortable. Well, I'm Tom Curry. Join as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick.

Hello and welcome to our final episode, gentlemen.

The series finale of Dear Old Dads, everybody.

We did it.

We did it.

That intro was written so you guys know after I said,

Eli, give me a brief idea of what this episode will be about so I can write the

intro. So that is...

Now I'm just picturing the iTunes dropout. You guys have those iTunes like second to second

metrics that you could use to be able to subscribe to. So part the curtain slightly.

They don't do it anymore, but you used to be able to literally see, at least on iTunes,

like the second someone

turned your podcast off. And now I'm picturing just a giant drop off after what Tom's

in. We'll get to that in a second. But guys, guys, I thought I'd bring a little news. Unrelated,

nothing really about the podcast. We talked about this before the air, but I do want to talk about it

on air as well, which is, we like to make a little bit of fun of Tom here for his paranoia around technology.

And, you know, he's a little bit old-fashioned and he's a Luddite and he doesn't quite know what things are.

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