DOD171: Crashing Your Ex's Vacation

Dear Old Dads

Thomas Smith

Kids & Family, Society & Culture

4.8 • 550 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Tom shares a post from Reddit's Am I the Asshole and the dads debate the asshole-ranking of all of the characters involved.

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0:00.0	I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.
0:09.7	I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependence.
0:16.7	I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.
0:23.1	Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.
0:28.5	Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's crossing every boundary. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith.
0:35.9	It's the pegging episode.
0:39.4	That would only be for patrons.
0:41.5	Very specific boundary of muscle, human muscle.
0:45.2	A ring, if you will.
0:47.9	So I'm curious if you guys, I wanted to start with just a hijack real quick. I'm curious if you guys have started your Christmas shopping. We find ourselves in the end days of November as we record this. Indeed I have, Tom. Indeed, I have, as you know already, I took care of your families. You did, which was, by the way, delightful and thoughtful. Have you gotten to play them yet? Are you waiting until Christmas? I'm going to wait. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not letting the kids know. Smiths, you guys waiting? So unfortunately, you got something that was your idea. So I'm glad you got it. But I had told Arlo about this game. I don't know why I'm saying like as though he listens. I don't know. I've about it. I told Arlo about Mario Maker and he was like, I must have that in my veins immediately. He wanted it so badly. But I'm sitting here looking at like... Did he melt it over a bent spoon before he got it in there? Practically, man, like pretty much. But he's got so many games.
1:45.3	And I don't, I'm not doing the thing where I'm like, you spoiled ass kids, but like, he's got too many games.
1:49.2	He's got so many that I'm like, okay, if you're not valuing them enough. Like I'm not, I don't want to get into a cycle. And maybe you can help me out here. I don't want to get into a cycle where I'm buying him 14 games and he plays each one for 10 minutes.
2:00.4	Like, I'm not doing that, you know?
2:01.6	Like, come on.
2:02.6	So.
2:02.7	Yeah, what is he?
2:03.4	Me and my Steam library? where I'm buying him 14 games and he plays each one for 10 minutes. Like, I'm not doing that.
2:01.3	You know, like, come on.
2:02.6	So.
2:02.7	Yeah, what is he?
2:03.4	Me and my Steam library described exactly.
2:07.5	Yeah, exactly.
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