I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's going to Disneyland.

Hey.

Crying about it. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick.

Hello, gentlemen.

Now, Tom Curry, when you say as always, you are referring to the fact that when you choose to be on our podcast,

when I intro it, I'm joined as always.

That's how that works.

I'm joined as always.

Now, if I'm not here, I can't, uh, I'm not responsible. Logically sound. Logically sound. No, the sentence still works. Wait, have we gotten to promote on the main show yet? No, this is we have only, yeah. Okay. That was the smooth, that was the smooth, that was the smooth, buttery transition I was doing. Yeah, that's right. Podcast listener.

Smooth is the baby that Heath killed because he didn't know how to take care of it.

Not to give it water, yes.

If you're tired of Tom's, and I'll say it, chronic absences from this podcast, well, we finally

came up with a solution.

Yes, this month's bonus. I don't know if it's out yet. I don't know whenever any of the bonuses come out. Yeah, it's out last week. It was early. This month's bonus is a three-hander with our one and only guest, except for the time we had our wives on, which is weird because I say it in the episode and then forget that we had our wives on.

But our guest appearance with the one, the only Heathen, right? We do a little baby quiz.

We talk about some of the dear old dad controversies and what side Heath lands on all of those.

Spoiler alert, I'm right about everything. Yeah, we didn't talk about that, but it would be good if we did, you know. That'll be next time. I don't know which part we recorded, but I'm right about everything. Yeah, we didn't talk about that, but it would be good if we did, you know.

That would be next time. I don't know which part we recorded, but I'm right about everything. Did you black out for this? Hey, Eli, you should listen to the bonus. It's really good. Eli's going to hear it for the first time, too. I don't like one-third of the people on that podcast. I try not to listen. But yeah, you can check it all out over at patreon.com forward slash dear old dads.

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