I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that used the right intro for this show last week. So, I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello,

hello. I'm happy to say that everything in my house is fixed. Yeah, I'm certain.

We record two episodes a week, so I don't know that that's happened. Oh, and Tony's our accountant,

him and Thomas, man, blood brothers now. They had this beautiful moment where Thomas turned to him.

He said, Tony, at a certain point, you just have to admit that a man is smarter than you.

And that's you to me, Tony.

That's you to me.

And Tony put his hand on his shoulder and he said, Thomas, you're the son I've never had.

And it was really, it was beautiful.

It was beautiful to watch.

Oh, God. And Tom's polyamorous now. A lot of happening. Those are the things that are playing between these episodes. Equally likely. Equally. Yeah. I think it's more likely we could turn Tom Polly. I think it's more likely we'd hire Tony. No. There's zero. So you guys not know me? Like, I'm not, I will leave the company. I'm not. Hey, it's been a good show, everybody. This is our farewell episode. I will never, ever give any of my money to that fucking idiot. I will never do it. He's a perfect combination of the biggest asshole in the world and an idiot.

Is that who you want to pay your money to?

Anyway, copy your topic.

Stay tuned, everybody.

Stay tuned.

And you know what's even worse than Tony?

The only thing worse than the inevitable reappointment of Tony as our accountant.

Why?

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