I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast, where you'd still choose these three bears over any one man.

I'm Tom Curry. I've joined as always by Thomas Smith. Let's talk about it. Here we go. No, no, it's too calm. The people aren't ready. Guys, we're going to talk about something much easier. Palestine, Israel. Let's really get into it. This is going to be a nice, fun, something light for the kids, you know, just for your commute. We would never take on something as controversial as the bare man debate. Well, Lydia and I did on a bonus of serious inquiries only. So, you know, if you want to hear, listen to that. God damn. Man, you guys just, you head off to your own shows with your wives and you give all the goods to the people at home. I don't know why everyone doesn't have a podcast with their wife. I love it. I'm starting a podcast with my wife called, please stop putting frogs on the D&D minus map. No one's to see them. It's just a 90-minute episode of me begging her to do it. All right. Thomas, you've got some news for us. A tidbit of news, everyone. Just a shmidge, a little smidge, a tiny little sliver of news.

My entire life has changed and is better and is in every way. And there's a spring of my step.

Fourth kid, baby. No, just kidding. Nope.

I'm not acknowledging it. I'll steal your kid like Andrew stole all.

I'll just be like, nope, I have two. I have two kids now. But he did absolutely come when he got the news. Yeah, that's true. The bullshit is over. The lawsuit, the OA lawsuit, it's all over. I win. He loses. Andrew's gone. It is a settlement. Technically, it is a settlement. I didn't win the case or anything.

Because, you know, I would have to have $11.20 billion trillion, million, trillion dollars to do a

single trial that had like one witness. That's how our legal system works. I know in a settlement,

there's technically not anyone declared the winner. But can I ask you a couple of questions?

Do they lift anyone's hand in the air at the end of it?

Are you on the microphone in front of a show called O.A?

Yes. OA is mine. I own OA.

And where is Andrew?

Is he also on the microphone in front of a show called OA?

Back to the fucking slime pit that he came from.

And Thomas, real quick, are you in control now of the entire back end as well as front end and all of the finance? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. And Andrew's, Andrew's got what? Just for my clarity. Some fucking shitty podcast. Nothing? No part of OA at all? Is that right? So we can't declare a winner in a settlement, right? We don't want to declare a winner.

No way to say it.

But we can, we can definitely declare a winner.

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