Doctors Call V*ginas 'Bonus Holes', Sovereign Citizens, Gay Cakes & Acceptable Conspiracies

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Bill Gates has unleashed his army of modified mosquitos on Florida, Erika Marsh's bewildering tweet, London hiring functionally illiterate people as cops in the name of diversity, and a self-tanner fan gets accused of blackface on TikTok. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor: Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 for 50% off first order! Raycon: Go to buyraycon.com/ryanlong for 15% your order! RYAN ON TOUR: See Ryan in Vancouver and Toronto! Go to ryanlongcomedy.com and use presale code LONG SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:57.0	In response to the gay cake ruling, Michael Imperialie has forbid any homophobes and bigots from watching the sopranos.
1:04.0	But we have the boys' cast are taking things one step further and banning Michael Imperialie and anyone else involved in the making of that show's sopranos from watching our content in support of gay cake.
1:13.0	Well, Michael Imperialie wants to do the bare minimum by saying you need to actively support gays if you want to watch his shows.
1:18.0	Shows where the main characters don't actively support gays.
1:21.0	We are actually banning the actors of the sopranos for participating in a show that we find very problematic.
1:27.0	A show that uses F-slurs and also killed Vito for being gay with a pool queue in the butt.
1:31.0	Michael Imperialie and his band of homophobes and bracelets are not welcome to the boys' cast.
1:35.0	Oh, Michael Imperialie says he cares about gays.
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