Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones.

Merrill Durvis, guy to medicine. I'm your co-host Justin.

McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. If you're going to cough like that.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm going to say hydrated and pumped and no more coughing. That's my last cough.

Okay. It would help if you didn't do like chanting in our intro. If our intro didn't have to be a chance.

I refuse to bring down the energy for our audience that relies on us to get hyped and to get pumped for their week.

With a with a chant. Like with a. It brings the energy.

Okay. This is appropriate. For our topic this week. This is actually why we're doing this this week.

So we didn't have an episode last week and I'm very sorry about that. It is primarily my fault. I guess it's partially your fault because you were also ill.

We don't need to assign blame.

But I was the I was the I was iller.

The illest.

The illest. I was the illest in middle school in Harton Tasmanian devil sweatshirts. The illest.

I did not have a Tasmanian devil sweatshirt. I had a Tasmanian devil baseball cap.

And it was just a big T. You know, looking all cool. Very cool.

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