Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a battle tour of Biscuit and Medicine. I am your beloved co-host, Justin McRoy.

Am I also beloved?

Yeah, you're beloved in a sense. Sydney McRoy, I feel weird calling myself beloved, but I guess that doesn't really bother you.

People love it. Or wow about this guy.

They are. I mean, I know I am.

I wish I had that confidence. How do you get that?

I just be born a stray why dude and just comes with the territory. They hand it to you. It's a difficult with your baby booties.

I remember that in my next go round. Justin, you're not enjoying hearing today.

Oh boy, that is putting it mildly.

You're having some issues with your hearing.

I didn't think this would get this real, but yeah, for sure I've got some sort of like really painful tinnitus.

Tinnitus. Tinnitus. I mean, you can say tonight is if you want. I know what you mean.

I think we can play fast and loose with those things as long as it's identifiable as the word that you're trying to.

But I don't want to get. I know that sometimes if you say a medical word different from how some people say it, even if the way you say it is right, you'll get emails from a bunch of well guys telling you that you did it wrong.

So I just didn't want that to happen to me.

That's true. As we've learned on this podcast, Candida and Candida are both fine when you're talking about the East.

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