Doctor Phil Joins ICE, A Woman Sues Uber Because She's Too Fat & Biohacker Measures Sons Boners
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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🗓️ 31 January 2025
⏱️ 111 minutes
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Summary
Dr. Phil is rounding up illegal criminals on the streets of Chicago, Kamala blames her husband for her election loss, and Steve Harvey tries to scam the boys
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Chapters:
0:00 - A&E’s controversial new show
1:17 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
2:00 - Intro
2:24 - White house correspondents
5:37 - Strange times
6:39 - Deepseek
10:51 - The eggs are too damn high
12:11 - RFK getting flak
14:52 - Fat rapper sues because she couldn’t fit in a Lyft
19:10 - Like and subscribe!
19:43 - Steve Harvey scam
23:29 - Lauren Boebert misgenders someone
29:00 - 15% of inmates in women’s prison are trans?
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34:39 - Kamala blames husband for election loss
48:07 - Girls into politics
49:46 - Dr. Phil vs. illegal criminals
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1:07:51 - Ryan’s theory
1:10:47 - Tariffs / AI
1:36:59 - Cantroversy
1:48:38 - Crazy ppl
1:50:07 - Wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | As immigration raids live streamed with Dr. Phil commenced through major U.S. city, some people |
| 0:05.5 | have criticized A&E for profiting off the situation with their controversial new show, Stephen |
| 0:10.6 | Seagall, Ice Man, a series that will feature musician and actor Stephen Seagal teaching ICE officials |
| 0:16.1 | the necessary Akedo and reggae to get the job done. When asked if he felt the show was in poor taste, Seagal responded by saying, |
| 0:23.5 | I know what you're thinking. |
| 0:24.7 | No one's ever mixed ice raids with this much raw, unadulterated sex appeal before. |
| 0:29.5 | To which the reporter responded, Steven, can you please speak up a bit? |
| 0:32.9 | You're whispering in a very gravelly tone that is difficult to hear. |
| 0:36.2 | Inside sources say the controversial project was |
| 0:38.6 | almost scrapped at its inception when Steven Seagall responded to the offer by saying, |
| 0:42.9 | you know I don't do that anymore. But after being offered $1,800 an episode, he looked in the |
| 0:48.4 | mirror dramatically before proclaiming, I'd squish Dr. Phil like a bug, and then asking for help |
| 0:53.9 | changing out of his lounging |
| 0:55.1 | Mumu into his action Mumu. |
| 0:57.2 | A&E did not, however, budge on his further demands for him to personally fly the aircrafts |
| 1:01.7 | out of the country, write the soundtrack for the show, kick the shit out of Dr. Phil live |
| 1:06.0 | on air, speak with a Colombian accent, have an intense love story with a beautiful undocumented |
| 1:10.7 | woman in her 20s, or have a black rapper co-star. |
| 1:15.2 | Thank you and everyone came out. Edmonton last weekend. Sold out all the shows. It was a |
| 1:19.2 | banger and a half. And we got Phoenix coming up and Valentine's. So if you got a date, |
| 1:24.9 | Valentine's Day, come out to Phoenix. Valentine's. Valentine's Day. you got a date, Valentine's Day, come out to Phoenix. |
| 1:28.5 | Valentine's. It's good. |
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