Welcome back dear listeners to yet another episode of Aaron is the funny one.

I'm your co-host Jack Douglas joining me as always. My life.

Well, not as always. I haven't been here the last few weeks.

That's true. We had a rather eventful...

We had a few guest hosts in the middle of all of this, but I'm back. I'm well-rested.

Great.

Yes, I'm ready to get to it. Thank you for having me. I'm very excited to be here.

You know, it's always a treat when you're here. We got to get you on the show more.

Do we? I kind of like having a lot of like paid time off. Like I get paid to be here.

Once we reach past the eight hour mark, I make time and a half. And then after 10 hours,

I make two times what my usual hourly rate is. So, wow.

I mean, but I really enjoy like getting a lot of paid time off.

So I get paid to not be here. It's actually quite nice.

I think that's the American dream. I think it is too.

If not the international one.

I think they're doing it more internationally. From what I see on TikTok,

Svalbard is the shit. And they get like 5,000 days off. I'm not even sure they make people work in Svalbard.

Which is why? Yeah, which is why when I have my doover, like my life doover,

I'm going to Svalbard.

What do you mean your life doover?

Like I get to redo it all.

When? When not.

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