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I'm back.

Hello everybody, breaking news.

I have hemorrhoids.

I just discovered them.

We're just gonna dive right into it.

Every time you hear a podcast or say, let's just get to it.

Let's get into it.

Let's just dive right into it.

Do better.

Do your research.

Ooh, that's triggering.

We're gonna talk about that in a second.

But more importantly, I have weathered a, you know, seemingly seven-year pregnancy.

It felt like, in all the while, I kept checking my undercarriage for hemorrhoids.

And I would ask all my girlfriends, what do hemorrhoids feel like?

Glenda?

Like, would I know?

And unanimously, it was told to me, if you have hemorrhoids, you'll know.

I believe they were described as like a knife in your butthole, a bloody butthole, a burning butthole.

I mean, I could go on and on and on.

But I found two little friends just yesterday and confirmed by my doctor who inspected my stitches,

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